So...I think it was few years back..that my mum called the police to make a report...Don't ask me why we called because I've forgotten about it already, So we called 999 ( obviously ) and....okay to make this easy for the readers to understand.....I guess that all of you people called Pizza-Hut Or Mc Donald's before...yea,okay..imagined if you are robbed and you are stabbed by a guy or something..and you called the Police.....then They ask you to....
Selamat Datang Ke Balai Police Dang Wangi
Sila Tekan..
1) Untuk Bahasa Malaysia
2)For English
3) for Mandrin (sorry i dont know chinese)
so...you've press English ( IN PAIN and blood start squirting out )
Please be adviced that our call are recorded for training purpose ( i think by the time u hear this message you are half-dead)
Tuut...tuut.....tuut....tuut.tuuut ( Sienz)
Helo...Dang Wangi Police ( in a Female Malay tone)
You: Cough* Saya kene rompak......call ambulance....tolong!!!!! cepat...saya ada kene tikam Cough*
Uhh...okay..tapi sorry ya...you ada itu tempat sangat jauh lar.....u boleh call department lain??
You: WFT!!!!!!!! Oiii Saya sudah mau mati...u suruh saya Cough* call lain.
Sorry yar..thx you for calling...bye bye..
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Okay you guys might think that this is fake..but to tell you the truth this is REAL and yes even my mum and dad encountered this type of problem Before.....
Text and Dialogue by Josephine/Jojo Tan
Written by : Monkeyfest
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