Love Poem

It's funny how things work
Between you and me
Although we quarrel
But we are still lovers

Spending time with you
It's like heaven on earth
I really wish time could stand still
When we are together

Your voice is like
Melodies from heaven
Healing my pain from within
Taking my sadness,sorrows and fear away
Leaving only happiness and joy

Your eyes are bright blue
It makes me dream
Looking at it
Calms one's heart

Your hair so smooth
When I touch it
It's like touching silk
Your Blonde hair
Forever the best

My love towards you
Is undescribable
No one can seperate you and I
Only death can
Thus, Death to us part

by: Monkeyfest ( LYM)

Haiz....Parents Nowadays Should Get parenting Class....agree>>>??

I absolutely agree..with this....parents in Malaysia should get Parenting Class...They don't know about Kids nowadays..on how they THINK,FEEL and also SOCIALIZE...They always Stick to the OLD METHOD OF PARENTING...THEY LIKE ALWAYS CHANGE THEIR MIND AFTER THEY ALREADY MAKE A CHOICE....I REALLY HATE MALAYSIAN FAMILY CULTURE..IT's LIKE WE AS KIDS DON'T HAVE THE RIGHTS TO SAY ANYTHING...We need to respect our parents ( I KNOW LAR ).but sometimes THE PARENTS don't even care how we think...I really love WESTERN STYLE OF FAMILY CULTURE.....COMMENT ME IF YOU THINK ITS WRONG...FLAME ME IF U WANT

Mumbling.....haizzz

I know that many of us suffer from Mumbling-syndrom...yea,parents mumble alot...( even though I am Sixteen now and I am still suffering from it now )...they keep repeating the same TOPIC OVER AND OVER AGAIN...If they mumble different topic every day..well IT WILL BE INTERESTING...but no...Imagine you are at Cheras and you are going back to your house which is near Putra World Trade Centre....and on the way..THEY MUMBLE UNTIL YOU Reach home...wow that is like.....NICE!! Non-Stop TECHNO!!!....PM ME I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR EXPERIENCE.thx

Bookworms...are they good???

Well..to tell you the truth..yea,they come in handy sometimes ( IF THE BOOKWORM IS A FRIENDLY LITTLE GUY )they can teach you stuffs or even help you in your homework...WORM ROCKS.....But they can be quite annoying sometimes...I got this BOOKWORM-GEEK-NERD guy who is very..and i mean VERY DAMN ANNOYING AND RETARDED.....can you Imagine...when you are talking with a bunch of girls and this WORM GUY stand beside you and say...''Hey can you call the girls to talk to me''....okay i will definitely give him the MIGHTY IRON SLAP...but is damn STUPID RIGHT....CALLING A GIRL TO TALK TO YOU...TALKING ABOUT RETARDATION,BUT THIS GUY IS OVER...HE IS Down's Retardation-Wormalation geeko-nerd or know as DRWG....lame ass

Tips : DON'T BE A BOOK WORM OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL COMPOUND

Emo~Is It The Way To Be????

EMO~many people in the Asian country always enjoy doing this....the reason of them becoming EMO is...Don't know.Myself,I used to enjoy being EMO,but I have changed...To me being EMO is like you trying to make yourself feel bad and you will end up getting sad...How about YOU GOING OUT AND MAKING FRIENDS....AND DON'T BE SO ANTI-SOCIAL.Haizz a lot of teenagers enjoy doing this....WHY ??? can someone Tell me PLEASE...I really want to know..so I can make a post out of it...

Word's From My Heart 2

Brought Something Nice For Someone........Can't believe Did not receive IT.......Well It's Okay....
But At least Something Wonderful Happened......Sports with my Senior....Quite Pro....not playing seriously,got OWNED.....But Still happy...hahaha!....But Something Bad happened.....Got Killed in the last...by..People that is closest to me scolded me.....but I know that they care...but in conclusion It's my fault...

Trance~musique

Trance~well usually Malaysian hates Trance ( don't know for what reason )...but since I am a Hardcore fan of Trance music..I am gonna talk about trance....Trance itself can be seperated into few types,which is....Ambient,Hard,Psychedelic ( my personal favourite )Soft,Dark and Dream trance

Ambient Trance= I've never heard it before,but I think the song itself got something to do with sounds surrounding you and stuffs( sorry...I can't find info about it.plus i don't listen to this type of trance music)

Hard Trance=Okay Obviously the BASS for this type of Trance is Extra Hard...which means you can get high very fast ( but i don't enjoy this type)

Psychedelic Trance= The name itself is cool...and yes the song itself got something to do with your Brains and they say that if you take halucinogens,which is Ecstasy and some people say Mushrooms can also cause you too Hallucinate..But,Don't go and pick some strange mushroom in the bushes and consume it....and end up Dead and blame me man....So..what is Halucinogen...its a type of chemical that makes you Brain go into Sleep mode which allows you to dream and see visions ( NOT GHOSTS OKAY)..like shapes and stuffs....so you how will you feel when You take it....First you will FEEL DAMN HIGH...and really DAMN DAMN DAMN HIGH ( as if your head's gonna fly) and slowly you will hear that the voice or sound around you begin to go into slow-motion mode.....is like you saying Hello.....change to HEEELLLLLOOOWWWWW......but really don't take it....and if you are thinking in saying...THEN HOW IN HELL DO I ENJOY THIS SONG....WELL IDIOT I AM GONNA TEACH YOU HOW RIGHT NOW......First calm yourself down...just relax ( and make sure you are not disturbed by others)and when you are ready play the song....just feel the beats..listen to the beats,the bass,and the ART of the song.....keep relaxing...and if you are good enough you can hear that the SONG itself can be very relaxing..although many people say that TRANCE are for clubbers and stuffs.....TRY IT...I want to know how you feel...so,feel free and comment on this post..

Soft Trance = Easy explaination...the bass,beats is soft

Dark Trance = If you hear it carefully you will feel that the song is....uhh....Dark,like gothic feeling..and very FAST...trust me very FAST

Dream Trance = One of my favourites too..okay the song is very...uh...relaxing...the speed of the song changes..so i can't tell how fast or how slow the song is...and the bass is MEDIUM-HIGH.

Songs That I recommend: Infected Mushroom: Psycho , Euro Trance: Plasma ( youtube ).Dream Trance : The Sea ( Youtube ).Dark Nebula : Pheromone 412 ( youtube ), Trance : The Beat Is Coming Now ( youtube )......the ( youtube ) means search the song on youtube.

THX..TRANCE FOREVER

Dog Training At Ampang

HELL Yeah...Dog Training Rocks!!!...especially when u get those HARDCORE TRAINER TYPE ( yes, which includes whacking the dog and choking it)...so...i am making a full report about today.

When there at 8.00

Saw some guys doing STAY training.....tips: if you want your DOG to STAY you Got to PULL IT'S Collar and the Should i say TALI THAT CONNECTED TO THE COLLAR...)

So..yes the DOGs MOAN like hell...and I am so happy about it...( cold-blooded BLOGGER here)

Later, my DOG when for the WALK training....and she DON'T want too walk cause she is too FAT.....so my dad Pulled the TALI and she Choke like hell....her face turn red and her eyes is like as if its gonna POP OUT..

So..we do this for the WHOLE 1 hour...and my dog's face is telling me WHEN THE FREAKING HELL CAN I GO BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU DOG OWNERSS!!

Police Department's Hotline...Its real

So...I think it was few years back..that my mum called the police to make a report...Don't ask me why we called because I've forgotten about it already, So we called 999 ( obviously ) and....okay to make this easy for the readers to understand.....I guess that all of you people called Pizza-Hut Or Mc Donald's before...yea,okay..imagined if you are robbed and you are stabbed by a guy or something..and you called the Police.....then They ask you to....

Selamat Datang Ke Balai Police Dang Wangi

Sila Tekan..

1) Untuk Bahasa Malaysia

2)For English

3) for Mandrin (sorry i dont know chinese)

so...you've press English ( IN PAIN and blood start squirting out )

Please be adviced that our call are recorded for training purpose ( i think by the time u hear this message you are half-dead)

Tuut...tuut.....tuut....tuut.tuuut ( Sienz)

Helo...Dang Wangi Police ( in a Female Malay tone)

You: Cough* Saya kene rompak......call ambulance....tolong!!!!! cepat...saya ada kene tikam Cough*

Uhh...okay..tapi sorry ya...you ada itu tempat sangat jauh lar.....u boleh call department lain??

You: WFT!!!!!!!! Oiii Saya sudah mau mati...u suruh saya Cough* call lain.

Sorry yar..thx you for calling...bye bye..

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Okay you guys might think that this is fake..but to tell you the truth this is REAL and yes even my mum and dad encountered this type of problem Before.....

Text and Dialogue by Josephine/Jojo Tan

Written by : Monkeyfest

Word's From My Heart

Everytime When I am Pissed or When I am Sad..There is only one person that i see can make me happy or at least be myself again...She..is the one who make me take off my Sad Mask and Put On My Happy Go Lucky Mask.....She Is a friendly human being,Full of Humour,she likes cracking jokes,make other people happy...Hahahaha...is really happy seeing her everyday...Although I only get to see her during Recess..but Hey,is better than not seing her right?.....It's not true that other people say that she is Arrogant...but to me she is the Best....not like any other Girls i know...or at least she is better than them..Well,this is the last year i will be seeing her...gotta see more i guess..haha

The 10 rules when hosting a Game

1) Please have a decent mind...Do not host a game if your PC is Slow.You will Effect the other players.

2) Do not...FOR GOD's Sake, Hack the Damn Game

3) Don't be AWAY FROM YOU KEYBOARD ( i've encountered many Host like these)

4) Don't Download stuffs when you are hosting....Eventhough you are as horny as a bull and you want to download some porn..please don't

5) Don't and PLEASE Don't Leave Game

6) Don't Pull Off a Lerroy Jenkins ( I don't really know how to spell this guys name)

7) Don't Be Tsun Chuen ( literary, he is damn nerd that spends his time GG-ing and trust me he is damn noob)

8) If you are noob please don't host the game

9) The Players are always right ( and yes, if they insult the host...then the host is really stupid...I've interviewed some PROs in online game)

10) Please, dont be a KAYU.

About Cam-Whoring..Sorry No Offence..But Hey you gotta be Open-minded to Read MY BLOG

Cam-Whoring~I don't Know Who Invented It.But It's Cool..But Every good thing got their Bad Part....I seen many pictures of Guys and Girls taking picture of themselves....Okay gotta admit..the girls in the pictures looks hot and cute..but the Guys are a bit GAY to me....they put some shitty make-up( Eww..WTF?)and doing stupid face expressions like =P and stuffs like that..okay fine i can handle that...Later i saw this picture of a girl taking picture of herself and GUESS What...you can see her BOOBs and the Drain( You get What I mean...Sorry No Offence...shit! I think I am gonna get Assassinated or killed by my Friends) and is like every single picture you can see the PART....Well I can't post her picture or she will be embarrassed...And SHE IS NOT HOT....PLEASE WITH A MOUNTAIN THAT SMALL PLEASE DON'T SHOW IT..Thank You

Tecktonik Is NOT GAY!!!!! ALL YOU DAMN ( really i dont know what word to DESCRIBE you guys....)

TECKTONIK~Well to newbies..is a type of dance...where it's from..France, And yes I am learning that now....Then a few ( dont know what word to describe...lets call these Fuckers as GUYS)GUYS came to me and say that its damn gay....and i really hate that,is like having a girlfriend and they are saying that she is a Whore.....Do you like it???.....Obviously NO!!...So I get to insult this GUYS and yea, they get to feel my pain real GOOD....and yes.....They make a video of it..lucky is not me the one who is dancing....To the people who says Tecktonik is a Gay Dance....let me tell you this...and yes mark my words, you guys are really useless and you don't know anything about Art...Even a 5-year old knows how to sing and dance ( eventhough is LAME but,hey it's cute rite)....I don't understand Korean Language...but K-Pop rocks ( even though i don't listen to them)....

The Chicken Rice Shop's Service SUCKS!!!

I Guess everyone knows The Chicken Rice Shop......Well If you don't know then you are trully an Idiot..Lamer.So,today I went to this shop to eat (obviously, i can't be robbing this shop and still sitting in front of my PC and posting on my blog)and this Malay Dude came to me to ask for an order.....His face is like Half dead and he is like having DIARRHEA..trust me his face is like a damn Zombie......so he says.....Boy( I really hate people calling me BOY) nak makan apa??...........( his voice is like a granpa getting his balls stuck in a vacuum cleaner while the switch is ON-ed).....So,later the food came....I gotta admit It tasted good,Real GOOD..............okay....to cut the story short.........I finished the food and payed the bills ( DUH! )and that ZOMBIE looking guy just stand there like a damn Wood........Well I think wood got better use than him...Chao

Word From My Heart's Core

sorry if this is lame....

This World To Me Is Full Of Sadness,Sorrows,and Pain.
Everyday We Live Life Full Of Pain,Everywhere To Me Is Darkness,
For I am Alone...Standing Along the Corridor....Without Any Friends,
Always Alone,Can't Make Any Friends,My Heart Is Full With Hatred To This World,
Wish I Can Leave This World For I Don't Know The True Meaning Of Life,
Without Any Companion,I Walked Through This Road Called Life ALONE,
The Scars On My Hand Marks My Sorrows....For I Am The Devil's Kin,
The Bringer Of Death,Sadness,And Destruction...
Everyday.....Problems Come To Me...WHEN CAN I LEAVE THIS WORLD.THEREFORE I CAN BE FREE AND I WILL ENJOY FREEDOM....
I AM NOT GOOD LOOKING BUT I CAN BE A GOOD FRIEND...

By: Monkeyfest ( LYM)

Always Be Yourself And Please Don't Act Cute or Cool...A Tip For Newbies Who Want To Live A Better Life

Okay..This Might Be LAME..but Many Of My Friends are On this So-Called ''PROBLEM''...They Are having problem talking to or making friends with the Opposite Sex ( i used the word OPPOSITE SEX because...Girls might have the ''PROBLEM'' too).....So let's get to it

1)Always BE YOURSELF.....DON'T Act Like an Idiot who loves to make noise...just for people to notice you or stuffs like that...just be YOURSELF...BUT YOU GOTTA CONTROL YOUR ''COOLNESS''sometimes and ''PLEASE DON'T MAKE LOTS OF NOISE In FRONT OF THE GIRLS ( or you will be IGNORED)...Okay To the Girls....If You Are The BITHCY type........PLEASE...FOR GOD's Sake PLEASE don't Act like a wild whore....Thanks ( NO OFFENCE...BECAUSE ALL THE Girls I know are all bitchy and stuffs).

2)Be Friendly.....and yes,i really mean FRIENDLY.....even though you are not one....but HEY, If you are reading this you wanna make Friends right?......So Please Take out the Crooked,Faggot,I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FACE and Wear The...HEY I AM READY TO MAKE FRIENDS AND GET LAID MASK...TRUST ME YOU WILL LOVE THE RESULTS.( and yes this goes to Females too)

3) Never,EVER,EVER!!!,ACT Cool Or Cute!....I really Hate That.......Is like you sitting In the Corner with you hands down and ACT COOL...PLEASE to tell you the truth..you look like a guy who suffers from Mute and Deaf problems....and to the girls......Please Don't Act Cute.....And really Don't Purposely make your voice TUNED TO HIGH PITCH STATION AND TALK LIKE A DAMN WHORE.....................Thank you...it makes my Ear Sore.

4) DON'T Act Like a Freakin Bookworm....well you can be a Bookworm in school but not outside.

Okay...I run out of ideas so...i will stop here....but i will update more if i got the idea..so keep track on my blog.chao

About Mc Donald

Hello,this is a post about our contry most beloved Fast Food Restaurant, Mc Donald..the birth place of Obsese and Diabete people.....okay lets get to the point....Mc Donald is really good to eat ( except you are some guy or girl who wears dentures..well then Boo Hoo)everyone agrees that the food prices in Mc Donald is expensive....is like one DAMN PIECE OF TINY CHICKEN CAUSE YOU ABOUT 10.++ ( Spicy Chicken Mc Deluxe Set, and yes only the chicken is about 6++),even if i go to the morning market and get a FRESH ( writing the word 'FRESH' to say that Mc's chicken are not FRESH) chicken and the price is about Rm 5 and i get a large piece of chick's meat,plus a show of THE CHICKEN GET's SLAUGHTERED series......okay lets talk about the others..( the drink is reasonable because we get bottomless refills,althought some of the Guys that work in there give us some SHITTY FACE when we ask for a free refill.....TO HELL to them)like the nuggets....it's soo small and EXPENSIVE even my Dog can eat it at ONE SHOT.........BUT STILL I GOTTA SAY,WE ARE THE IDIOTS WHO EAT MC DONALDS EVERYTIME BECUZ IS DELICIOUS BUT,REALLY CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SOUND THIS COMPANY.....cause Economy nowadays are getting more and more tough and the living expenses are getting higher.

Rules to Live a Good Life

1) Have a good sense of humour ( really You don't want to be an Idiot that look like some Faggot face,when people crack a really funny joke)

2) Is okay to break the rules sometimes ( yes,many of my frens agree with this rule...cause u can't live your life fully when You are following the RULES......is like The RULE calls you to Eat Maggots for breakfast everyday..or stuff that is stupid......and u follows it...TO HELL.....Break the rules man...thats what life is...like what DEFIANCE ( from http://rabbitsurfer.blogspot.com ) says..when i break the rule,can the rule break me??...

3) Always dress smart or at least look good ( u don't want to be Faggot that wears Underpants during a Ballroom function..where people wears Tuxedo and you the only Asshole that wears Underware..u can do it if u want but pls take a pic and sent to me)

4) You Can Be Racist

5) Please Dont Be A DAMN GEEK or NERD ( I really hate this type of peoples)

6) DON'T BE A EMO ( FOR GOD's SAKE PLEASE EMO IS FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE MINDLESS AND ENJOYS CUTTING THEMSELVES)

7) PLEASE RESPECT YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS

Malaysian Online Game Players...A True Culture

Yo, I know that each and everyone of us who is viewing this blog have heard of Left 4 Dead 2 ( or L4D2......If You don't....well pitty You Nerd,you can start watching Youtube and upgrade yourself)okay is a First Person Shooting Game....( and it's not lame) well what we shoot....ZOMBIES of course.....this game requires TEAMWORK ( I wrote this word in alphabet because MALAYSIAN LACK THIS..should i say SKILL)....I was gaming that day....during 31 of December 2009..and yes I celebrated new year with keyboard and mouse ( so what,I am not some RICH ASS like Bill Gates that celebrates with new year with wine and women or some Idiotic freak that waste his time going to Sunway just to see some Crappy fireworks and drink)and I was playin L4D2...i get to play with some chinese guys( and sorry I have to say this,but what I am sayin now is True)They are so stubborn and Stupid that they...SO CALLED STICKING TOGETHER AS A TEAM....YEAH RIGHT,STICK TOGETHER MY ASS.....is like Them saying ( even their English sucks)....OK Everi Bodi Stik To gether ( I thought the word To-gether supposed to stick together....I wonder where this guy is Studying) and Folow My pan ( is PLAN U IDIOT)ok....so i reply....Okay....but can u come back to the Safehouse ( we Were playing Dead Centre: Finale)...guess what THOSE IDIOTS JUST KEEP WALKING ( JUST LIKE JOHNNY WALKER, KEEP WALKIN) AND YES WE LOOSE TO THOSE ZOMBIES...FOR THREE ROUNDS....and at last and finally THX GOD...these Idiots get to follow my plans..and well we won......conclusion....pls be a good player and STOP FUCKING LEAVING U STUPID DOTA PLAYERS......TO HELL TO LEAVERS,SPAMMERS,HACKERS,CHEATERS,GEEKS,and NON-TEAMWORK PLAYERS.

Okay...Now I'm Pretty Pissed By Malaysia's Internet Connection

So..I was chatting with my friends...and suddenly THIS PIECE OF CRAP....POP OUT OF MY TASKBAR......Guess What....I Disconnected From The Net.....Okay......I connect it again....guess what....it DC-ed again.......I've been paying RM 99 bucks every month to streamyx just to get DC-connection....I've been to Australia and The net there is freaking fast and I really mean FAST......imgine You are Torrenting a 1.45GB file,Well to be honest In Malaysia the Time taken to download this thing is about TWO DAYS ( I am making the word big in case the Long-Sighted can see it,if u can't go get a Spectacles or Something) and Two Days is not enough sometimes...The Connection will lost during certain period...especially during night-times...but in Australia Or OTHER Countries...The Time taken Is about ONE DAY..How I Know,I Interviewed my Friends about it..Therefore,In Conclusion,When will Our Beloved Country Change out Internet line...I am thinking about it.....CAN someone please tell me...And yes they say W1MAX is fast...i've tried it....and still the SAME SPEED.....And they always say CUT THE LINE,CUT THE BILL, CUT THE LAG..........................Well to me is .............PUT THE LINE, INCREASE THE BILL, AND MORE LAG.Well You Can Go and Cut yourself and also chew the Telefon line if you want Jackasses

First And Foremost...About 2012

THIS WORLD IS Full Of Lies.......The Mayan So Called 'Prophets' say that the world will END on 2012....which is damn stupid....I don't agree with this Shitty Bullcrap,If stuff goes like that how about we turn ON our Air-Cond 24-7 and let the Ozone-layer gets thinner.So we can end fast and we dont have to Work, Have Problems about life and also Study stuffs.But before we die,we need to pray to God and also Repent.....If really 2012 the world end I will say sorry to all of the Mayan people, but if not the Mayan's gonna get their Ass Shaft with a Iron Pipe.....and I will make a MASS VIDEO OF 2012 ......and with pictures Of Mayan's getting Their ASS Kicked by Us